It sounds like something the Republicans would provide as “proof” that the undocumented are flocking to vote and effecting our election results.
here is a guide for all illegal immigrants to help them with their driving desire to vote in our elections.
Change your name.
Consider changing your name from Kleinschmidt to something more American, like Brown. Or Chen to Riddle, or Eltife to Patrick. This will bring less attention to you as you come out of the shadows and into the spot light to commit a felony. Remember your new American name must match that of an existing voter.
This is just as good as John Culberson’s contention that members of Al Qaeda are taking Mexican surnames so as to sneak in as undocumented Mexicans, and not undocumented Afghanis.
